First of all, before I get flamed for this, I have to admit that I loved the Twilight series. But when I read this on another girl's blog I laughed my head off! I immediately had to call my mom and tell her, she doesn't like the books so she really appreciated it! For those of you who haven't read the books- now you don't have to. ;)
Husbands Cliff Notes on Twilight
Edward: I hate Bella.
Bella: I love Edward. Oh his eyes! What should I do? Whine, whine, whine.
Edward: OK, I don't hate you, I just have no self-control (typical guy), oh, and I want to kill you.
Bella: I love Edward. Oh his eyes! What should I do? Whine, whine, whine.
Jacob: I love Bella too, but I want to kill her. And Edward.
Edward: I want to kill Jacob.
Bella: I love Edward and Jacob. Oh their eyes! What should I do? I know, I'll lead both of them on and just whine the entire time.
Edward: Look, I'm shiny!
Jacob: Look, I'm strong!
Bella: Whine, Whine Whine.
Hee, hee! Only a few more days until the next book comes out!
Friday Night
1 year ago
5 comments:
I am LAUGHING my head off right now! Although I am a Twilight fan, Bella does get on my nerves and so does Edward, for that matter. BUT that won't stop me from going to the big party tomorrow night at midnight :) I'm just really bummed that I have to go up to Denver on Saturday. How am I going to wait a whole day to read it????? (whine whine whine)
That's how I feel about it too!!
How fun. I am hoping I can find a copy of it here in Arkansas. It should be available. Can't wait.
So funny!
So true-so true! I read the first one, skimmed the second, and read the last few pages of the third. Maybe you could post a play by play of the new one for me.
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